O Life! and its myriad irony! You try to be sincere! I Dare you!

Today, somehow through sheer weight of mediocrity managed to set itself apart from normal days. Last night, due to marijuana intoxication, i was entirely unable to sleep. Paranoia had set in to such a ridiculous degree that panic attacks shocked me awake everytime i drifted off to any degree. I continued into the next day with a minimum amount of sleep (I managed three or four hours) and went to the first day of class for this session. Somehow, my mind did not connect the facts of last summers class and the facts of this one. Only getting out of the car in the parking garage did I realize that "Sci-Fi, Horror, and Film Noir 239: Dixon" might be anything similar to the class I took at the same time last summer whose content was: sci-fi, horror, and film noir, taught by none other than the Great Winston Wheeler Dixon, in a course with an entirely different name. At least my sister is in the class, and there are a number of films involved in the class that weren't shown last year. LAST YEAR. That class only happened 12 months ago. Sigh, he typed. I will receive credit for two classes that are functionally the same. The syllabus he handed out today even had the same snyde references to Scary Movie 2 and, for some reason Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. I LIKE Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Anyway, continuing in that vein, at work to-day a man threatened that if I called his home again, and I quote verbatim, to "find where I live and rip [my] head off and shit down [my] neck". For SOME reason I found this threat to lack teeth. ONE: Ripping a person's head off with one's bare hands is almost certainly more difficult than it seems. TWO: Removing one's pants and positioning and manipulating my decapitated corpse so as to crap down my neck-hole seems immensly complicated and uneccesary after I've already been miraculously dismembered by your grizzly Floridian paws. I get it, I'm dead. You want to be removed from the list. I wanted to tell you what Florida NOW was up to lately, but you want me dead. I guess the inconvenience of the much-less-dangerous-than-expected !!!HURRICANE DENNIS!!! (emphasis added) gives you the right to threaten the physical well-being of a complete stranger. Hell YES I deserved it. Florida-living-in prick.